I know this is the oldest shtick in the book, (I like using "shtick", because I am speaking of The King of all Jews").
But why the fuck would the Catholics (Any other Christians too? Maybe? I suck at knowing who believes what - help a Sister out, if you know......),.......call this "GOOD FRIDAY"?
This was Jesus' WORST DAY EVER. It was like, the worst blood clotty period cramps, getting kicked straight in the balls, a thousand paper cuts immersed in lemon juice, having to put your pet down and trying to un-see something like "2 Girls One Cup" all rolled in one.
And, what about the poor people that really LOVED him?
I'm pretty sure there were more than 12 guys (I include Judas in that, I mean, he did stick by him for a pretty long time), and 2 women (one of whom, he was most definitely making out with on a regular basis - AT THE VERY LEAST!!!), who had to watch all this awful shit go down and STILL have faith. (Although Peter faltered a bit, denying him three time before the cock crowed. THREE times Peter? Really?...........heeeee I wrote "cock.)
So here is my point. Maybe, the people that wrote the moniker "Good Friday" made an honest mistake in their interpretation of the word "GOOD". I mean you had Farsi, Sanskrit, Hieroglyphs, Hebrew, good old Latin. (Maybe.- I'm going out on a limb here about which languages they communicated in, needless to say, there were shit loads.) So "GOOD" to one of these writers of the text that millions of people live their life by, might have meant "SUCKY" to another.
Possible. Very possible. Sooooooooooo, maybe it actually is "Sucky Friday" for Jesus. Makes more sense to me, as I'm a big fan of what he seemed to be, a really, really, good, loving guy, with crazy great abs. and a will for everyone to lovelovelove each other.
Heyyyyyyyyyy. Wait a second..... Maybe that means that "Men Shall Not Lie Down With Other Men" is badly translated too!!!!
Oooooooooo! AND, "marriage is between a man and a woman ONLY" is also off by a little. (Hell, I'm pretty sure that isn't even WRITTEN in the ancient texts/bible.)
And Priests can't marry. Gals can't be priests (again not even sure if that stuff is written IN the bible.)
Maybe there are more screw ups in those ancient texts, due to the fact they didn't have great paper, and nice Bic pens, plus a ton of different languages to keep straight. Not to mention every time someone wrote what they think they saw, experienced or felt, there was some crazy fucking Savage Ruler (or a guy with a bit of power), ready to kill them for not writing what the BigWigs wanted to be put down on papyrus (if the local Staples even had it in stock)!!! And by "killing" I mean stretching them until they tore in half, hanging then on crosses even in bad weather, and chopping off their head, and playing soccer with said noggin soon after.
So I am forever calling this day "SUCKY FRIDAY" because it's unfair to this beautiful, peaceful, man, Jesus, to minimize this awful, terrible, disgusting, day that happened a couple thousand years ago.
I thinks it's terrible to minimize the torture and insults and degradation Jesus suffered at the hands of narrow minded people.
Kind of like the way my Gay friends are insulted, degraded and basically made to feel like second class citizens EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Kind of like the way, I suspect a lot of good Priests (not PEDO priests that's a whole 'nother story), would love to be married to, and have crazy, sweaty, mind blowing sex another woman or man, and still spread the good word of Jesus, but are told to rid themselves of such disgusting thoughts, you weak, dumb bastards.
I also suspect there are a lot of Nuns who feel the same way! Maybe they don't even WANT to get married, they just want to SAY FREAKING MASS, or hear confession (why anyone would WANT to hear confession, is beyond me, but to each her own), for Godsakes!!
But noooooooooooooooo.
They are women and they are not up to snuff. Get that stupid, horrible idea out of your heads right now.
So until all the aforementioned groups, are clearly afforded the same rights to love and be loved. Live their lives with no fear. And receive respect from ALL other members of the human race, "holy or regular" (unless they themselves are cruel douchebags, then they don't deserve respectH "Holy" "Regular" Gay or Straight), I'm calling everyday "Sucky Monday" or "Sucky Tuesday" or "Sucky Wednesday"..............
That's my idea and I'm sticking to it. All for you Jesus. I really do believe your one hell of a guy. (Probably a mixed metaphor or something there.)
But why the fuck would the Catholics (Any other Christians too? Maybe? I suck at knowing who believes what - help a Sister out, if you know......),.......call this "GOOD FRIDAY"?
This was Jesus' WORST DAY EVER. It was like, the worst blood clotty period cramps, getting kicked straight in the balls, a thousand paper cuts immersed in lemon juice, having to put your pet down and trying to un-see something like "2 Girls One Cup" all rolled in one.
And, what about the poor people that really LOVED him?
I'm pretty sure there were more than 12 guys (I include Judas in that, I mean, he did stick by him for a pretty long time), and 2 women (one of whom, he was most definitely making out with on a regular basis - AT THE VERY LEAST!!!), who had to watch all this awful shit go down and STILL have faith. (Although Peter faltered a bit, denying him three time before the cock crowed. THREE times Peter? Really?...........heeeee I wrote "cock.)
So here is my point. Maybe, the people that wrote the moniker "Good Friday" made an honest mistake in their interpretation of the word "GOOD". I mean you had Farsi, Sanskrit, Hieroglyphs, Hebrew, good old Latin. (Maybe.- I'm going out on a limb here about which languages they communicated in, needless to say, there were shit loads.) So "GOOD" to one of these writers of the text that millions of people live their life by, might have meant "SUCKY" to another.
Possible. Very possible. Sooooooooooo, maybe it actually is "Sucky Friday" for Jesus. Makes more sense to me, as I'm a big fan of what he seemed to be, a really, really, good, loving guy, with crazy great abs. and a will for everyone to lovelovelove each other.
Heyyyyyyyyyy. Wait a second..... Maybe that means that "Men Shall Not Lie Down With Other Men" is badly translated too!!!!
Oooooooooo! AND, "marriage is between a man and a woman ONLY" is also off by a little. (Hell, I'm pretty sure that isn't even WRITTEN in the ancient texts/bible.)
And Priests can't marry. Gals can't be priests (again not even sure if that stuff is written IN the bible.)
Maybe there are more screw ups in those ancient texts, due to the fact they didn't have great paper, and nice Bic pens, plus a ton of different languages to keep straight. Not to mention every time someone wrote what they think they saw, experienced or felt, there was some crazy fucking Savage Ruler (or a guy with a bit of power), ready to kill them for not writing what the BigWigs wanted to be put down on papyrus (if the local Staples even had it in stock)!!! And by "killing" I mean stretching them until they tore in half, hanging then on crosses even in bad weather, and chopping off their head, and playing soccer with said noggin soon after.
So I am forever calling this day "SUCKY FRIDAY" because it's unfair to this beautiful, peaceful, man, Jesus, to minimize this awful, terrible, disgusting, day that happened a couple thousand years ago.
I thinks it's terrible to minimize the torture and insults and degradation Jesus suffered at the hands of narrow minded people.
Kind of like the way my Gay friends are insulted, degraded and basically made to feel like second class citizens EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Kind of like the way, I suspect a lot of good Priests (not PEDO priests that's a whole 'nother story), would love to be married to, and have crazy, sweaty, mind blowing sex another woman or man, and still spread the good word of Jesus, but are told to rid themselves of such disgusting thoughts, you weak, dumb bastards.
I also suspect there are a lot of Nuns who feel the same way! Maybe they don't even WANT to get married, they just want to SAY FREAKING MASS, or hear confession (why anyone would WANT to hear confession, is beyond me, but to each her own), for Godsakes!!
But noooooooooooooooo.
They are women and they are not up to snuff. Get that stupid, horrible idea out of your heads right now.
So until all the aforementioned groups, are clearly afforded the same rights to love and be loved. Live their lives with no fear. And receive respect from ALL other members of the human race, "holy or regular" (unless they themselves are cruel douchebags, then they don't deserve respectH "Holy" "Regular" Gay or Straight), I'm calling everyday "Sucky Monday" or "Sucky Tuesday" or "Sucky Wednesday"..............
That's my idea and I'm sticking to it. All for you Jesus. I really do believe your one hell of a guy. (Probably a mixed metaphor or something there.)
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